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Final Pre-Draft Rookie Rankings

An exercise in planned obsolescence.

Three Guys, pt. 2: Ali, Guerendo, and Milton

The number of the counting shall be three.

Rookie Combine Film Study Production Receiving Rushing

Three Guys, pt. 1: Laube, Tracy, and Watson

Three shall be the number thou shalt count.

Rookie Combine Film Study Production Receiving Rushing

MarShawn Lloyd: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Rushing Rookie Film Study Receiving

Dillon Johnson: Corn Flakes

Rushing Rookie Film Study

Audric Estime: Dancing Bear

He has the bare necessities.

Rookie Film Study

Braelon Allen: Large and (maybe?) in Charge

In which we discuss B(eta)raelon A(lpha)llen.

Rookie Film Study Production Props Research

Combined Rookie RB Tiers, 2022-2024

The best mash-up since Numb/Encore.

Will Shipley: Boring or Soaring?

Just don't be ignoring.

Rushing Rookie Film Study

Kimani Vidal: Waste Management

It's a stereotype. And it's offensive.

Rushing Rookie Film Study

Jonathon Brooks: Alpine Skiing

Shoutout to Picabo Street.

Rushing Rookie Film Study

Ray Davis: All-Terrain Vehicle

Rookie Film Study Rushing

Combine Thoughts, pt. 3: Some Other Guys

Combine Thoughts, pt. 2: Five Big Names

Lion, leopard, rhinoceros, elephant, and buffalo.

Combine Thoughts, pt. 1: Bucky Irving

Now show the whole data set.

Pre-Combine Rookie Running Back Tiers

Tiers for your fears.

Rookie Film Study Production Receiving Rushing

Jaylen Wright and the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Come inside, it's fun inside.

Rookie Film Study Receiving Rushing

2024 RB Class: Pass-Catching Primer

We’ll paint over it tomorrow.

Rookie Receiving

Everything You (Never) Wanted to Know About Blake Corum and Meniscus Recovery

In which I (do not) give medical advice.

Rookie Research

Frank Gore Jr: A Family Affair

Working out our daddy issues.

Emani Bailey: NFL-ish?

Just a little bit.

Rookie Receiving Rushing

Audric Estime: How Now Brown Cow

Tryna make moves.

Trey Benson: The Specter of Willie Stargell

Swing for the fences.

Trey Benson: Pinball Wizard

He plays by sense of smell.

Free Rookie Film Study Rushing

Blake Corum: Rushin' Green Beret

He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians.

Sniff-Testing the KeepTradeCut RB Rankings, pt. 4

Dynasty Production Rushing Research

Sniff-Testing the KeepTradeCut RB Rankings, pt. 3

A premature coronation?

Dynasty Production Rushing

Sniff-Testing the KeepTradeCut RB Rankings, pt. 2

A glass half empty.

Dynasty Production Rushing

Sniff-Testing the KeepTradeCut RB Rankings, pt. 1

Inspecting Cinderella’s slipper.

Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

Small School Primer

Diamonds in the rough.

Rookie Production Rushing

Big dogs, little dogs, red dogs, blue dogs.

Devy Rookie Production

NFL Predictions Review and Lessons Learned

I regret nothing.

Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

Darius Taylor is still good (and other lessons from CFB bowl season)

LeQuint Allen, on the other hand.

Devy Production Rushing

Damien Martinez: Raise the Roof

Should you be eager for this Beaver?

Devy Production Rushing

Jaydn Ott: Built Ford Tough

Vroom, vroom, etc.

Devy Production Receiving Rushing

Ashton Jeanty: Trump Card

A diamond in the rough with skill in spades.

Devy Production Receiving Rushing

Trevor Etienne is not a trashman

And his brudda's not a mudda.

Ollie Gordon: Year in Review

A look back to look forward.

The Best Running Backs in the Transfer Portal

Onto greener pastures.

Devy Production Rushing

End-of-Season CFB Awards: Power Five and the Doak Walker

The best of the best.

Devy Production Rushing

End-of-Season CFB Awards: Group of Five

Honoring our small school heroes.

Free Devy Production Rushing

Who’s hot and who’s not?

Rushing Dynasty

We have a mess in Texas (and other lessons from championship weekend in CFB)

Look at this tangle of thorns.

Devy Production Rushing

Omarion Hampton: Schrodinger's RB1

Will he or won’t he?

Devy Film Study Rushing

Kyren Williams and Mackinaw Peaches

It’s like having a circus in your mouth.

Free Dynasty Production Rushing

Abu Sama is good (and other lessons from week thirteen in CFB)

A snow game that would make LeSean McCoy proud.

Devy Production Rushing

Revamped Devy Rankings

How refreshing.

Devy Production

It's time to talk about Quinshon Judkins (and other lessons from week twelve in CFB)

Devy Production Rushing

Check-in with the Freshmen

Don’t be a noob when it comes to these noobs.

Devy Production Rushing

Brutal news for Jonathon Brooks (and other news from week eleven in CFB)

They say these are the golden years but I wish I could disappear.

Devy Production Rushing

MarShawn Lloyd: Booming or Busting?

If Young Metro don’t trust you, I’m gon’ shoot you.

Rookie Film Study Rushing

Kyle Monangai is not playing around (and other lessons from week ten in CFB)

He’s not playing a triangle, either.

Devy Production Rushing

Is Blake Corum Back?

Like a bad penny.

Rookie Film Study Rushing

TreVeyon Henderson is here to save the day (and other lessons from week nine in CFB)

Devy Production Rushing

(Almost) Midseason Rushing Efficiency Check-in

Your favorite player is bad.

Rushing Dynasty

Braelon Allen is inevitable (and other lessons from week eight in CFB)

Like the cold, meaningless death of the universe.

Devy Production Receiving Rushing

How does the 2024 RB class stack up to 2023, 2022, and 2021?

Projections and historical context, what a thrill.

Rookie Research

Zach Evans can’t be good, right?

Definitely not.

Free Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

Ollie Gordon could be better than Chuba Hubbard (and other lessons from week seven in CFB)

The oxen are free.

Devy Production Receiving Rushing

Is DJ Giddens the best running back in Kansas?

Devin Neal is shaking in his boots.

Free Devy Production Receiving Rushing

Travis Etienne: Coming to Jesus

Forgive me, for I have sinned.

Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

Don't forget about Devin Neal (and other lessons from week six in CFB)

Takes from the halfway point of the season.

Devy Production Rushing

Wake up, babe, the best dynasty running back rankings on the planet just dropped

A revamped process and some trade targets, what more could a fella ask for?

Free Dynasty Production

TNF Player Props: Week 5 Locks

Lock the Casbah.

Production Receiving Rushing

Jonathon Brooks is not just Bijan's old waterboy (and other lessons from week five in CFB)

He’s a delivery boy.

Devy Production Rushing

Stop freaking out about Jahmyr Gibbs

Free Dynasty Production

TNF Player Props: Week 4 Locks

Feeling like John with all these lockes.

Production Receiving Rushing

Ashton Jeanty could be the best Boise State running back ever (and other lessons from week four in CFB)

Step aside, Brock Forsey.

Devy Production Receiving Rushing

TNF Player Props: Week 3 Locks

Looking like Scotland with all these lochs.

Production Receiving Rushing

Kaytron Allen deserves your respect (and other lessons from week three in CFB)

Devy Production Rushing

TNF Player Props: Week 2 Locks

Back like a brassiere hook.

Audric Estime is a grown man (and other lessons from week two in CFB)

I always thought, ok, hunchback of Notre Dame, then you got your quarterback and your halfback of Notre Dame.

Devy Production Rushing

PrizePicks x TNF: Week 1 Locks

Back at it (for now).

MarShawn Lloyd is for real (and other lessons from week one in CFB)

Notes on every running back you care about and several that you don't.

Devy Production Receiving Rushing

Bucky Irving: A Puncher's Chance

Is Bucky plucky?

Devy Receiving Rushing

Final Preseason Dynasty Rankings and Predictions

Free Dynasty Production

Isaiah Davis: Jackrabbit HIMs?

You never can tell.

Devy Film Study Production Rushing

2024 RB Class Rankings: Final Preseason Edition

A moment in time.

James Cook: Chris Thompson Redux

It’s happening again except maybe better or maybe worse this time.

Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

Jase McClellan: Ho-Hum or RBU Alum?

Will McClellan gain a latte yards in the NFL or is he just a Glen Coffee?

Devy Film Study Receiving Rushing

Dolphins Backfield: Distributing Work

You get a carry, you get a carry, you get a carry!

Dynasty Receiving Rushing

Donovan Edwards: Second Banana?

Devy Film Study Receiving Rushing

Know When to Fold 'Em: Year Two RBs

Because that last bench spot is precious.

Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

2023 Redraft Rankings: RB2s

At least a dozen more takes are in this article.

Free Dynasty Production

Carson Steele: Gap in the Resume

Can the Fabio of football steal your heart?

Devy Film Study Rushing

Thunderdome, ep 4: Three Saints

In which they come marching in.

Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

2023 Redraft Running Back Rankings, v1.0

There are at least a dozen takes in this article.

Free Dynasty Production

Miyan Williams: Film Snobbery

A young running back's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Columbus, Ohio.

Devy Film Study Rushing

Austin Ekeler: Situationship?

A case built on circumstantial evidence.

Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

Rhamondre Stevenson: Give and Take

More of this and less of that.

Free Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

Braelon Allen: Red-Pilled

Free your mind.

Devy Film Study Production Rushing

Cam Akers: It's Happening

But what is it?

Dynasty Production Rushing

TreVeyon Henderson: Exposure Therapy

Free Devy Film Study Receiving Rushing

Thunderdome, ep. 3: Brian Robinson vs. Antonio Gibson

Bust a deal, face the wheel.

Dynasty Receiving Rushing

Like Joel and Ellie traversing a dilapidated subway station, we're keeping tabs on deteriorating runners.

Dynasty Production Rushing

Quinshon Judkins: Grading on a Curve

He's got 'em in all the right places.

Devy Film Study Rushing

Is Najee Harris Just Bad?

A treatise on excuse-making.

Dynasty Production Rushing

Jonathan Taylor: The Konami Effect

up up down down left right left right B A

Dynasty Production Rushing

Dameon Pierce: Hold the Line

Love isn't always on time.

Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

Alexander Mattison: Uncharted Territory

Here there be question marks.

Free Dynasty Production Rushing

Nick Singleton: Baby Steps

Is Raheim Sanders still his daddy?

Devy Film Study Rushing

Rachaad White: Weighing Sins and Forgiveness

On my Libra scale.

Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

Tony Pollard: More is Less?

Leveraging the inverse of platitudes stated as questions.

Dynasty Rushing

Miyan Williams: Dameon Pierce Redux

Lightly used fire hydrants.

J.K. Dobbins: Now or Never

Not tomorrow and not yesterday.

Dynasty Production Receiving Rushing

Nick Chubb: Stars Aligning

This is the year, I swear.

Dynasty Production Rushing

Marshawn Lloyd: To The Moon

It's good to be in something from the ground floor.

Devy Receiving Rushing

Tank Bigsby: Just a Friend

Blah blah blah.

Dynasty Receiving Rushing

Samaje Perine: Easy Button

Dynasty Receiving Rushing

Blake Corum: System Running Back?

How many more records can his records break?

Devy Film Study Production Rushing

Bearish or Bullish in Chicago?

The battle between beast and bovine has begun: which big-bodied brute will best its brethren?

Free Dynasty Receiving Rushing

Thunderdome, ep. 2: Kenneth Walker vs. Zach Charbonnet

In which we tell the tell of Captain Walker and the Pox-eclipse.

Dynasty Film Study Receiving Rushing

Raheim Sanders: The Case at RB1

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.

Devy Film Study Production Receiving Rushing

Thunderdome, ep. 1: Rashaad Penny vs. D'Andre Swift

Welcome to Barter Town.

Free Dynasty Rushing

Jahmyr Gibbs: Evolutionary Steps

Bipedal locomotion for a bimodal running back.

Bijan Robinson: A Dirty Bird

William Andrews, Jamal Anderson, Michael Turner, Devonta Freeman, and now Bijan Robinson.

Pre-Draft Rankings

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Roschon Johnson: Hobbit Hole

Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the end of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing to sit down on or eat.

Rookie Film Study

I don’t want no scrub.

Rookie Combine Production Receiving Rushing

Tank Bigsby: Cockeyed Optimism

Don’t get mixed up in the high-stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.

Free Rookie Receiving

Jahmyr Gibbs: Running for Precedent

one rookie pick = one vote = one respek

Rookie Combine Production Receiving Rushing

Eric Gray: Sins of Omission

Forgive me for the things I have (not) done.

Rookie Film Study

Eric Gray: Procrastinated Work

Late bloomers unite.

Free Rookie Combine Rushing

Tyjae Spears: Little Green Giant

Fee-fi-fo-fum, can Tyjae catch as well as he can run?

Rookie Receiving

Aiden Borguet: Galaxy Braining

I implore you to give the plucky, Ivy League underdog a chance.

Free Rookie Combine Production Rushing

Tyjae Spears: Film Don't Lie

George Washington being unable to tell a lie is not as admirable as film simply resisting the temptation.

Rookie Film Study

Tyjae Spears: An Unsolved Equation

In which the bread crumbs lead to more bread crumbs.

Rookie Combine Rushing

Chris Rodriguez: Not Benny Snell

Don't hate on Kentucky just because Snell has been yucky.

Rookie Combine Rushing

Bijan Robinson: Oxymoronic Upside

Let's hear your silent screams for this awfully good running back prospect.

Free Rookie Receiving

Khalan Laborn: A Name to Know?

Danny Woodhead, Devontae Booker, or Joe Williams: where does the classic riches to rags story end?

Rookie Combine Rushing

Deuce Vaughn: Pooka Plus

Deuce Vaughn is like Pooka Williams with a full deck of appendages.

Rookie Receiving

Zach Charbonnet: Checking Boxes

In which the UCLA Bruin examines cubes.

Free Rookie Film Study Rushing

Roschon Johnson: Second Banana

When life gives you mush and bruises, make bread.

Rookie Combine Rushing

Sean Tucker: Uphill Both Ways

Come hear the story of how hard it was for Sean Tucker to walk back-and-forth to school every day.

Rookie Film Study Rushing

Zach Evans: Spreading the Gospel

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

Free Rookie Film Study Rushing

Chase Brown: A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle (pt. 2)

In which we let the film tip the scales.

Rookie Film Study

Chase Brown: A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle (pt. 1)

More like Chase Guevara after that revolutionary showing at the Combine, amirite?

Rookie Combine Rushing

Deneric Prince: An Introduction

Deneric Prince has not been generic since his spectacular Combine performance.

Rookie Combine Rushing

Kendre Miller: Holey Matrimony

Do you, film, take analytics to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Rookie Film Study Rushing

2023 Rookie Class: Pre-Combine Awards

Cutest Couple: Deuce Vaughn

Free Rookie Film Study Production Receiving Rushing

Devon Achane: The Second Coming

This guy practically has no refractory period.

Free Rushing Rookie

Evan Hull: Minnesota Nice

He may be a midwestern boy, but don't say he's mid.

Free Rookie Receiving

Tiyon Evans and the Peter Principle

Rise to the occasion or rise to your level of incompetence: we all deserve a chance.

Rookie Film Study Rushing

Israel Abanikanda: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

In a dawg eat dog world, might Izzy be more glizzy?

Free Rookie Film Study Rushing

Kendre Miller: The Face that Launched a Thousand Ships

In which beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

DeWayne McBride: In Defense of a Small School Hero

Put a blazer on this Blazer, because DeWayne McBride means business.

Rookie Film Study Rushing

Zach Evans: Mythbusting

Zach Evans is like Satanism in the 1980s: not as bad as the Boomers think. Stop the hysteria.

Rookie Film Study Receiving Rushing

Bijan Robinson and the Pedantry of "Pure" Running

This April, we will gather in the presence of God and these witnesses to join Bijan Robinson and [team to be named later] in holy matrimony -- but will it be a white wedding?

Free Rushing Dynasty

Zach Evans: A Production Problem

What to make of a 5-star talent with a 2-star resumé?

Rookie Production

Devon Achane: Light Work (pt. 2)

A film-centric examination of the diminutive dynamo's fitness for a legitimate, high-volume role in an NFL backfield.

Rookie Film Study Rushing

Devon Achane: Light Work (pt. 1)

A film-centric examination of the diminutive dynamo's fitness for a legitimate, high-volume role in an NFL backfield.

Free Rookie Film Study Rushing

Jahmyr Gibbs as Alvin Kamara, or Not

When it swims and quacks like a duck but isn't.

Rookie Film Study Receiving

Tank Bigsby: Fall From Grace

Making sense of a diaper dandy who got too big for his britches.

Free Rushing Rookie

Zach Charbonnet: Three-Down Back?

220-pound all-purpose backs are oases in the desert of the dynasty landscape, but are Charbonnet's bona fides mere mirage?

Rookie Receiving